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These are the poor fools who, in April 1989, published the comic known to the cognoscente as "Whisper to Mummy No.1". They are (clockwise from bottom left): Angela Vinelott, Clare Venables, Gary Humphrey, Tom Vinelott, & Louise Humphrey.

Clare Venables is the Queen's personal Stucco Bitch.

LooLoo & LeeLee do not really exist, whereas…

…Loo, although existing, does so only for the sake of her Internet activities.

Although LeeLee doesn't exist, she still manages to forge all…

…of LooLoo's HBLs. I really don't know why.

Gary Humphrey has lost the will to live.

Angela Vinelott has completely failed to get the sack, thus letting down her colleague…

…Milly Frances who did not fail in this regard… although she did win an iMac in a competition in the Observer. Will it ever arrive?

John Staplehurst declines to participate, vaunting the trumped-up excuse that he is "not an artist".

Tom Vinelott's personal ambition is to drown in the bath. Better luck next time, Tom. (That's Pippa Capper, well-known Russian Spy, on the right, holding Nancy.)

I suppose now would be as good a time as any for the obligatory Cat photo…

Helen & Mark have just got back from Japan, where they drank lots of Fructifino Fortified Fruit Extract with Mystery Miracle Ingredient (probably Uranium).

David Knott has just replaced his Amstrad (with 5-&-a-quarter inch drive) with an iMac… he is still in shock.

We all have Freeserve addresses, & we all have iMacs or G3s/G4s/G5s.

I really can't remember everyone (apart from the above) who contributed to the Pre-Net HBLs, but I'm sure Jane Belcher did some of them.

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